Seems like all the cool kids these days have converted their websites to completely static ones. I'm looking at you Mr. Haacked. I thought this was a pretty cool idea and a chance to really refresh my website so I decided to take a stab at it. It's currently a work in progress.
I ended up writing my own tool I call Gatsby to do it. I also set up the whole deploy process myself involving pushing to Github which then informs my website to pull from the Github repository. Hopefully that will be a blog post in the not too distance future.
Sorry for any inconvenience.